Animal poem

Vernon the Viper

Vernon the Viper, a serpent with style,

Got fed up with crawling for mile after mile.

This form of progression seemed old-fashioned and slow,

And image-wise hardly the right way to go.

How much quicker, he thought, and better by far

To swish back and forth in a smart motor car.

If you want that to happen, said a voice in his head

You'd better become a vindscreen viper instead.

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