Ollie, a typical Orang-Utan

Belonged to the species thought closest to Man.

This meant he was lazy, inclined to deceit

And whistling after young girls in the street.

It meant that his room was always a mess

With his things strewn about 'cos he couldn't care less.

Skateboard and trainers were all in a heap

With CDs on full blast so no-one could sleep.

His Mum often thought that he might be less crass

If the species were more like some nice tidy lass.