Una, an Urchin, Sea-Urchin that is,

Was incredibly scruffy, her hair in a frizz.

Her trainers real grubby, her cap wrong way round.

Her parents despaired that a mate could be found

For a maiden so messy and who caused such distress

A mollusc with attitude, they had to confess.

Not so, thought a photog from a posh magazine

Assigned to a spread on the whole seashore scene.

"That is a look" he cried, "all will adore .."

Now top model Una pulls guys by the score.