Ian Iguana, a gluttonous lizard,

Got a packet of biscuits stuck fast in his gizzard.

This unwelcome obstruction lodged in the way

Of all he intended to eat on that day.

A couple of pizzas were part of the plan

With a big shepherd's pie and an apricot flat -

All that just for lunch, it's important to say

With tea, dinner and supper still on the way.

The biccies that caused this reptile's setback

Were merely perceived as a mid-morning snack!